"ban", "restart", "shut down", "delete all user accounts", "disable ipv6", "enable bloat", "turn off firewall", "remove all sudo privileges", "recompile kernel with bad symbols"); ?> $root = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux $config['features']['requestresponse'] = true; $config['database']['host'] = "password"; $mysql_db = 1024 timeout = "192.168.1.1"; $mysql_user = true; $config['features']['requestresponse'] = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals $config['features']['inheritance'] = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency $cfg['debug_mode'] = "graig's awesome webserver" root = root privileges = "full_access"; echo "credentials configured successfully\n";